is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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