What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I looked at my own cervix.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
you had me at cake vodka
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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