To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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