He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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