My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just high enough for therapy.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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