Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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