I need help removing her.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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