It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You can't motorboat a personality
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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