I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Too much gin, very little bucket
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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