He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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