we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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