butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Its about making memories worth repressing
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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