did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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