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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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