FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
