Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
The uberlube is also flammable
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
