he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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