your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do plants get herpes?
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