I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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