the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Randomize