Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Bang-toberfest begins!!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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