just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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