this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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