I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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