My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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