My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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