am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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