I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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