I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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