I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
