so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ugly people sure do ruin things
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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