so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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