3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The air taste purple.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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