I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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