Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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