Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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