none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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