Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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