Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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