were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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