Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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