belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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