What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I don't think brook has ever known best
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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