I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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