...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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