Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
