you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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