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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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