god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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