It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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