just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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