guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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