In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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