dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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