I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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