IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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