my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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